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SEASON OF THE WITCH
March 11, 2010


This past week on the magic box, we’ve seen Sarah Jessica Parker trace her family roots all the way back to the Salem Witch Trials on Who Do You Think You Are?; we’ve witnessed a real life witch dump her outdated wardrobe for a more modern bewitching one on What Not to Wear; and on Kell on Earth, Kelly Cutrone and sidekick Andrew have kept it witchier than Stevie Nicks! And it’s not even October!–what’s going on here? In a great orgiastic ritual execution—and as a sacrifice to the virgin spring—we’ve decided to kill our television set. Actually, we’re just pulling the plug on our cable subscription because the train wreck is soooooo long and we just can’t look awaaaaay (those housewives…dear dear). What can I say? We have no self-discipline when it comes to these matters. Besides, the snow has melted here in Manhattan! Enchantment is in the air! We have potions to mix and spells to cast. Soon we’ll be chasing bunny rabbits on grassy meadows in conical hats and flying over rainbows on our broomsticks! Abracadabra! Black sleeveless shirt by Gareth Pugh (the corner.com), Salem’s Lot tee-shirt (via Apartment Berlin), Murkudis brief in black (Andreas Murkudis), and every modern man-witch needs an everyday pair of sensible black jeans—these from affordable & quality Cheap Monday (via coutie.com). We were going to complete the the look with some Rick Owens boots, but Rick Owens seems a bit too cliche in a witch post! So, we’ve decided to save you some $900 bucks & refer you to your local army navy store for those combat boots which are practically what Rick Owens is cobbling anyway. Besides, witches have always been green, so consider recycling, especially when it comes to leather! Now, kitty tails & toad legs…that’s another story.




